Signs are Everywhere, Some Funnies

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:

"We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you."

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;

 In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”;

 On a Septic Tank TruckYesterday's Meals on Wheels

 At an Optometrist's Office"If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

 On a Plumber's truck"We repair what your husband fixed.”;

 On another Plumber's truck"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee"Invite us to your next blowout.”;

 On an Electrician's truck"Let us remove your shorts.”;

 In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;

 On a Maternity Room door"Push. Push. Push.”;

 At a Car Dealership"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

 Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;

 In a Veterinarian's waiting room"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;

 At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

 In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;

 At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.”;

 In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”;

 And the best one for last…; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises".

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